No ninjas?

Dear Jenn,

I'm going through a sort of English history phase. I know, it's hard to believe. Especially since I still haven't read the Time Traveller's Wife and I know how that distresses you. Much like you never being available on Skype distresses me. I suppose we're even.

Actually, no, I'm still much more distressed by you than you could ever be by my willfully refusing to read a book just because you've been such an unbelievable twat about it. And I say that very lovingly. Well, the twat part, at least. Am I allowed to say twat on here?

Anyway, I was saying. I'm reading a book about Queen Victoria. Well...does Queen Victoria: Demon Hunter count?

Love,
Jae


"No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety."
— Seth Grahame-Smith (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies)